- "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
- "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
- "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
- "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
- "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"
2013 was five years ago let that sink in
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moanfact: most men cant accomplish either
i mean, bumblingnut cauliflower
no, no i mean, bendy straw cummerbund
no, its belt loops cabbage patch
I meant to say„, bread and butter cockadoodledoo